JK we don’t have a registry. We fancy ourselves minimalistic people, and really don’t need any stuff. We understand that getting up to the mountains for the weekend will have logistical and financial hurdles, and will accept your presence in your party pants as the best gift possible.

For those of you unfortunately unable to attend, we will accept taco coupons and ice cream makers. Jk again! There is no need to send “we can’t make it” wedding gifts. We have plenty of stuff.